Nkahuuta Kenyena, yampa obugabe bwa Ankole na Kigezi!!!
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Obwahati turiyo nituteekateeka munonga ahabw'enshonga nyingi eziriyo nizigyenda omumaisho omwihanga ry'eitu rya Uganda.
Kwonka hoona, twena nitwijuka enshonga z'amabaati omu ofiisi y'enganzi y'eihanga.
Kutwabire turyaho, nikwo kureeta ba mbega kuruga omururembo orukuru orwa Kampala kumbuuza aha bikwatireine n'amabaati, kwonka bambe, bakahaba. Bakahabira owangye nibateekateeka ngu ndi minisita omu gavumenta egi eya Tibuhaburwa. Nimumanya nyowe Ruhuuta nintuura haihi na Minisita kwonka tindatweire mabaati ago.
Akashumi kakye, empangare eyabeire necunda ekibunu, eine akamwenyo karungi kandi yona erikurebukagye, ekeija kunshaba okusasirwa. Nanye tindabeire mubi, nikwo kubasasira bakaruga omukibuga kyangye. Empangare egyo, enkantsigira akapapura akabeire karuho enamba z'esimu ze n'ekyarikukora.
Ruhuuta okubugana Kenyena, amasasi gakagamba, akagwa kihumura
Kunabeire ningyedagyenda omu rurembo rwa Kampala, nahurira amakuru mabi. Kunagahurire, n'agiira nti; kanyakureho empangare Kenyena obundi ekagambira ebyabeire nibigyenda omumaisho. Kenyena nikwo kumpa amakuru mabi g'okufa kwa minisita.
Nk'omuntu mukuru, kandi arikumanya eihanga ryangye, nkamanya ngu empangare egi eriyo nekora munonga kumanya aha birikufa ahaby'okurinda eihanga.
Nkamushaba kwija kumbugana aha hoteeri emwe omu rurembo rwa Kampala. Nkahurira akasheko, kandi buzima akeikiriza kwija kumbugana.
Akeija weena aruhire, nanye ntyo, mutumisiza akokunywa akarikufuka nikwo kukanywa, akateera ekiruhuuko.
Atyo ashaba omuhereza w'ehoteeri, kureeta ka takira shooti, nako akahuuta!
Mbwenu imwe abarikushoma emboozi ya Ruhuuta, ninyenda kubahamisiriza ngu eki tinkakirebaga, abatooro nibagira ngu; "tinkakiroraga!" hahaha!
Empangare ekaba eboneire, ekaba neyaka, eishokye rye rikaba nirimurinkana nk'eizooba kandi amabeere gye gakaba nigashusha nka ag'abaishiki ba Lesotho.
Buziima akaba ajweiregye, kuyabeire agamba oshusha oti ni Sheeba Karungi. Kuyabeire amwenya, oshusha oti n'omunyiginya wa Tooro.
Omukeire ako, tukahurira amasasi gagamba nikwo tukeirukangira omukishengye kimwe ekya hoteeri egyo.
Nkeshanga ntungamiire Kenyena kandi bambe akaba agwiire kihuumura! Tukamara akashumi kakye, nikwo kwimukaho.
Nkashaba omuhereza wa hoteri kutuha amaizi g'okunywa obundi Kenyena akakyendeza obwooba.
Kwonka ahandi nkaba ninshekyera aha mutiima ahabw'okuba nkaba nimanua ngu Kenyena n'omushurukare atendekirwe.
Nkaba ntarikukimanya ngu abashurukare nabo baine obwooba nk'obwempitsi.
Eizooba eryo, tindakombire ahari shukari nobwako bwa Ankole na Kigezi, kandi ebyangye nka Ruhuuta, nimubyetegyerezagye!
Okuhuuta bwaguuga ya Kenyena akampa omugisha gwokutebekanisa embaga ya mazarwa ga Gen MK, 2024.
Eizooba rimwe mba ningyendagyenda aha hoteeri emwe omuri Mbarara, nikwo kubugana Kenyena omurundi gwangye gwa kashatu. Ahamutima, nkashaba nti Kenyena angirire embabazi, obundi nanye ebiragiro bya Uganda mbikwateho nangwa nebimwe mbihendehende.
Nimwijuka ngu ahabw'amasasi agateirwe omuri Kampala turi aha hoteri na Kenyena, tindatungire mugisha gw'okugikwataho kandi nokugihenda henda.
Ekirungi kya byoona, Kenyena akaba ayizire kuhuumuraho bwanyima y'okutunga ekihuumurokye ekya buri mwaaka eky'okwezi kumwe.
Akashaba kubanza yagaruka omukishengye kye, nanye nkeikiriza, ntyo nshaba akokunywa akarikugaruramu amaani aka Sting Energy.
Kuharabireho nkendakika nk'eitaano, nkareeba Kenyena yashohora ajweire ebijwaro bya 'giimu' atyo yagyenda omukishengye ky'okukoreramu ebisasayizi. Eh eh omwana akaba ayine
waaka nke'engamba yahati. Omubiri gwe gukaba guboneire kandi ekibuni akaba nacuunda nka abairu ba Sheema na Mitooma. Oh eh eh, nkahurira obwako bweifundo omumpare bwimuka bwatandika kuhuuna nk'emotoka z'empaka eza ba Rwakataka, nikwo nkahurira amashanyarazi ga kyaginga emitsi yangye kandi nkahurira ekitengo kyankwata. Nkaba nk'ekifaduuku kyeishomero rya Ibanda Secondary, nkahunga.
Kwonka ekindikwijuka, n'akamwenyo akuyampeire nana akabonero k'eshaaha eziyabeire nanyenderaho omukishengye ekiyatebekanise.
Akanyoreka ekishumuruzo ekyabeire kiruho enamba y'ekishengye.
Bwanyima y'eshaaha nk'emwe ndiyo ninteekateeka puraani B, nkeimuka nagyenda, naza aharwigi rw'ekishengye, nateera kodi, nawe yanyuguriraho.
Ayibambe.... nkareeba ayibambe.... nkareeba! Kenyena nkashanga anyetegire nka egamba yebiiro ebi. Akaba ajweire etahuro ngufu n'ekitambaara ky'omumutwe.
Nkaza kumuramutsya, nikwo kukwata ahamunwa, ahaihi akanyurura, yantambuka ahakitanda, yambyamira haza yangira ati ebi tiby'amasasi agatirwe Kampala nanga ebyorutaro rwa Ukraine na Russia, kwonka neby'amazima, ati; 'nebyarari' nka abaganda bakugamba. Akangira ati; nikireebuka eby'ekika bikakukunda kandi yashaba ntagira ekinagamba
"just" ndeebe bureeba nka firimu ya Jetlee, na Jackie Chan.
Nkaba ninyenda kumugira nti nyine omwaana n'omukazi, kwonka kunagiire kumugambira, omunwa gwangye gukaba nigutetema, omukaire ako nikwo kunywegyera nagwa norurimirwe rukataha rwona rugonzire nka ekyenyanja omumaizi.
Ayi ayi ayi, nkahurira weena nahwayo natandika kugamba ebitarikuhurirwa obwo ndikumushaba kunjuura emyenda, kwonka noshusha oti akaba atendekirwe omuri burikimwe, nkaza kwehindura bwanyima y'okunywengyera, nashanga emyenda pee!!!
Aho namanya nti ekintu kiri
'siriyasi' . Oh, okaba otaruho ndi kumuretera eza John Rembo, eza John Garanga, eza Anold Swazinigger kandi neza Ukraine.
Oh, nkamuhuuta, nabagiira nkamuhuuta, nangwa nahuta na nomugyera gwa Katonga gwareta amaizi mingi nikwo kumpa obugabe bwa Nkore, n'empanga, n'emigyera yoona. Haza yangira ati n'ambaati agarugire omu ofiisi y'enganzi y'eihanga nago n'ayenda ngatware ahabwokuba fayiro ekakomaho. Aho omukono nkongyera kugukaza, atyo angira; ngu n'omugyera gwa Katonga gwayenda gubarukye! Kandi ekya buzima, gukabaruka! Nomanya ngu gukabaruka, na baasi za Tausi na Global zatandika kurabira Ssembabule kuza Masaka Mbarara. Kandi akangira ngu nahurira emitsindo ya basi ya Tausi ahabwokuba niyo egiire aha mutindo. Nikwo kwongyera akangira ngu; n'ayenda ekintu nkitemu sipidi nkenyonyi za migi.
Ruhuuta nk'ongyera kuhigura emiti, emigongo, enshozi n'emigyera. Nkahurira yahorera nk'omusisa ogwateire Buturuki.
Akankwata, yankwata, yaza kugamba byayanga. Haza nyowe omukono naguma nguhamize nk'omunyankore! Konka bambi ebigambo bikaguma byayangire okushohora nikwo bwanyima akagamba nk'omwaana muto yaza kutandika kugamba, ati; na na na Generari Muho Muho Muhoozi K, ka ka Kandi omuhaa haha buuu zii wa Titi buu haa buu rwa; nakimanya ngu buzima mazima niwe otorinwe kumutebekanisiza amazaarwa gye g'omwaaka 2024 omukibuga ekya Kiev omuri Ukraine. Okashusha oti yanta ah'akashuumo, nkamuteera ak'ababushenyi nangwa otebiire na aka aba 'Abaseema na Kasari'. Kandi ahabw'omurimo gwangye murungi, nikwo kwongyera akampa obugabe Kigezi yoona.
Haza akaba yangizire ngu ishe akaba ari ow'egomborora omuri Mpororo.
Ayabasi'.
Nanye kuyabunyongire, ekitaguriro nka kyongyeza.
Mbwenu nkamushaba nti; arekyeraho okumpa obugabe obundi ahabwokuba burikigambo kyoona ekiyabere agamba, oshusha oti bantamu orufungo rwengari ya 'Hero'.
Bwanyima y'eshaaha emwe ndiyo nitemba obubungo bwa Mpororo, ninyambuka emigyera kandi mpamize omukono, nkareba Kenyena yakwaata aha mashuuka yashanga goona gatobire kandi nikwo kureba wena ahendahendekire, agonzire kandi namashemererwa akaba ayiine mingi, nikwo kutera esiimu ya aha ricepushoni kumuretera ahamashuuka agandi.
Konka ntakashohweire ekishengye, akasimba amaju yanyebaza, yampa ente omuza Kagame kandi yangira ngu nyije ntungye akeire nze Gulu kubugana Gen. Salim obundi nanye nkaba omucondoza omukitongore ky'ebyokwerinda nderu obwako bwa Luwero nguma nimbureba ntiine ekintire aha mukono.
Nanye aha mutima nti nakujumburira kandi nakumarisa.
Abashomi ba Ruhuuta, nimbagambira buziima maziima, omwana nkamuta ahamusitari kandi eshaaha emwe egyo tarigyebwa omubiiri byeye byoona. Oba omunsi n'omwiguru. Ahamurimo n'aheru y'omurimo.
Eh! Omwana Kenyena akaba anuzikre nk'ekikwijo, obwoki n'amaate nga Ankole.
Natsigara ndi Ruhuuta 2023.
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